The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes - Hardcover
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Description
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material.
For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal.
• Contains dozens of sidebars with interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers.
Details:
- By: Thomas Nowak
- Illustrator: Karl Whiteley
- Format: Hardcover
- Pages: 272
- Size: 5 x 7 V
- Publication Date: 03/03/2020
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