Baby's First Hashtag - Board Book

G is for #gluten, which Mom says is bad.
H is for #hipster, just look at your Dad.

With twenty-six Instagram-style photos accompanied by sharp and witty rhyming couplets, this sturdy abecedarian board book is baby’s first glimpse at the world they will one day grow up to inhabit—a world of hashtags, memes, manbuns, quinoa and organically sourced plaid. Forget learning to count or differentiating between farm animals—what modern babies really need to develop is a strong sense of irony. And E is for #eyeglasses, prescription or fake.

Like the wildly popular publishing phenomenon Go the F*** to Sleep, this book is not really for tots (though they will still find the glossy cardboard pages a satisfying chew). Instead, Baby’s First Hashtag makes a perfect shower gift to amuse soon-to-be and new parents as they make the painful-yet-rewarding transition from skinny jeans and flights of craft beer to burp cloths and puréed yams.

Details:

• Publisher: Douglas and McIntyre (2013) Ltd.
• Publication Date: 10/13/2018
• Page Count: 28 pages
• Product Dimensions: 6.0(w) x 6.0(h) x 0.67(d)
• Age Range: 3 - 5 years

A Baby’s First Social Media Adventure - This hilarious board book introduces little ones to hashtags, selfies, and other modern-day buzzwords through playful rhymes and charming photos.

Laugh-Out-Loud Family Fun - Packed with clever humor and witty illustrations that entertain grown-ups just as much as the babies listening along.

A Unique Baby Shower Gift - A fun and memorable keepsake for new parents, blending classic storytime with a lighthearted twist on today’s digital world.

Shipping timelines

Orders are processed within 1–5 business days, excluding weekends and national holidays. Orders ship via USPS or UPS based on weight and destination, with ground delivery typically taking 3–7 business days. Tracking is provided, and signatures are required for orders over $200. We recommend using a secure delivery address. Pacifier is not responsible for theft or damage after tracking confirms delivery.

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