Disclaimer: Not for those easily offended. If you fall into this category please continue your search for something more traditional and wholesome.
From the author of the international best seller Go the F*** to Sleep comes a long-awaited sequel about the other great Parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, You Have to F***ing Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads new, old, grand- and expectant, a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.
Listen to a clip read by Bryan Cranston here (NSFW).
You probably shouldn't read it to your kids.
- Author: Adam Mansbach
- Illustrator: Owen Brozman
- Pages: 32
- Age: Adult
- Dimensions: 8.54 x 0.43 x 6.5 inches
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